The Big Show vs. Kane- Please no. Why are they doing this to us? Michael Cole keeps putting over the angle that this could be The Big Show’s last match. Because if he doesn’t apologize to Laurinaitis he’s going to be fired. I can’t wait to do the play by play for this match. I get to relax and go from typing 100 words a minute to about 14 words per minute. That simulates how slowly they move. Tie up to start. Belly to back suplex by Big Show, followed by a headlock. Kane punches his gut and works him to the corner. Shoulder thrusts. Punches in the corner. Big Show reverses with torso blows in the corner. Hip toss, head butt, Irish Whip to the corner. Kane moves out of the way of a charge. Kane bounces off the ropes and hits a running cross body. Chin lock. Sweet! A rest hold! YES YES YES.
Big Show pushes Kane off and uses a shoulder block. Clothesline and body slam to Big Show. He almost falls down on the body slam. He laughs about it and yells “woooo.” Kinda like he did in those Wrestlemania videos from WWE New York. Michael Cole says that he just got a text from Laurinaitis saying that he’s doing a good job. That’s pretty funny seeing how Laurinaitis is sitting right beside him. Big Show misses a Vader Bomb. Kane goes for a chokeslam, but Big Show pushes him off. Kane is tossed over the top rope to the outside. Big Show follows him out and sends him into the barricade. Big Show uses a running spear on the outside. He tosses Kane back in the ring as Laurinaitis gets on the mic. He wants an apology right now. Kane attacks Big Show from behind and hits the worst chokeslam ever. Big Show got about 3 inches off the mat. That’s it. Kane wins.
Laurinaitis gets into the ring and says it wasn’t smart for Big Show to make fun of his boss. He wants an apology right now. Big Show says he broke into WCW at 23 years old. He’s done it all and finally had a Wrestlemania moment this year. He says he could walk away with his head held high. He says he loves performing with all the people, seeing the smiles on kid’s faces, and making bonds in the back. He starts crying. He tells Laurinaitis not to take 18 years of his life away. He says if making fun of his voice offended him he apologizes. He says he’s sorry. Laurinaitis says people in the cheap seats and in the back didn’t hear him. Big Show says it again. Laurinaitis wants Big Show to get on his knees and beg for his job. Big show walks around for a minute and wastes a lot of time. He begs and says he doesn’t want to get on his knees. Laurinaitis says Big Show disgusts him and that he will do what’s best for business. Big Show continues to cry. Laurinaitis walks up the ramp and begins to give his future endeavored speech. Big Show yells wait, gets on his knees, cries, and apologizes. Laurinaitis wishes Big Show the best in his future endeavors and fires him. Big Show cries some more. Big Show, Johnny Ace, and #Raw are trending on Twitter.
So this is what they should do. Continue to fire long tenured faces. Jerry Lawler takes up for Big Show on commentary and says that he shouldn’t have been treated that way. Jerry Lawler should be fired next. And I’m not talking about legit firings. I’m talking kayfabe. Then you can have your group of fired faces coming together to try to get Laurinaitis out of power. The firings make his power trip more legit. They make him look more credible as an authority figure. As stupid as that whole crying thing was, it did actually give Big Show a different kind of angle. He is now relevant again. This entire angle can turn into some big Summerslam match. Much like the big match at Wrestlemania. It’s a way to fit multiple talents onto the big PPV’s. Hornswoggle tweets later on in the night that what Laurinaitis did was pathetic. Add him to the firing list. Brodus Clay comes out. Jerry Lawler says the crowd isn’t reacting to Clay because they are stunned by what happened to Big Show. No King, the crowd isn’t stunned because of The Big Show, they are dead because of that last segment.
The Big Show vs. Kane- Please no. Why are they doing this to us? Michael Cole keeps putting over the angle that this could be The Big Show’s last match. Because if he doesn’t apologize to Laurinaitis he’s going to be fired. I can’t wait to do the play by play for this match. I get to relax and go from typing 100 words a minute to about 14 words per minute. That simulates how slowly they move. Tie up to start. Belly to back suplex by Big Show, followed by a headlock. Kane punches his gut and works him to the corner. Shoulder thrusts. Punches in the corner. Big Show reverses with torso blows in the corner. Hip toss, head butt, Irish Whip to the corner. Kane moves out of the way of a charge. Kane bounces off the ropes and hits a running cross body. Chin lock. Sweet! A rest hold! YES YES YES.
Big Show pushes Kane off and uses a shoulder block. Clothesline and body slam to Big Show. He almost falls down on the body slam. He laughs about it and yells “woooo.” Kinda like he did in those Wrestlemania videos from WWE New York. Michael Cole says that he just got a text from Laurinaitis saying that he’s doing a good job. That’s pretty funny seeing how Laurinaitis is sitting right beside him. Big Show misses a Vader Bomb. Kane goes for a chokeslam, but Big Show pushes him off. Kane is tossed over the top rope to the outside. Big Show follows him out and sends him into the barricade. Big Show uses a running spear on the outside. He tosses Kane back in the ring as Laurinaitis gets on the mic. He wants an apology right now. Kane attacks Big Show from behind and hits the worst chokeslam ever. Big Show got about 3 inches off the mat. That’s it. Kane wins.
Laurinaitis gets into the ring and says it wasn’t smart for Big Show to make fun of his boss. He wants an apology right now. Big Show says he broke into WCW at 23 years old. He’s done it all and finally had a Wrestlemania moment this year. He says he could walk away with his head held high. He says he loves performing with all the people, seeing the smiles on kid’s faces, and making bonds in the back. He starts crying. He tells Laurinaitis not to take 18 years of his life away. He says if making fun of his voice offended him he apologizes. He says he’s sorry. Laurinaitis says people in the cheap seats and in the back didn’t hear him. Big Show says it again. Laurinaitis wants Big Show to get on his knees and beg for his job. Big show walks around for a minute and wastes a lot of time. He begs and says he doesn’t want to get on his knees. Laurinaitis says Big Show disgusts him and that he will do what’s best for business. Big Show continues to cry. Laurinaitis walks up the ramp and begins to give his future endeavored speech. Big Show yells wait, gets on his knees, cries, and apologizes. Laurinaitis wishes Big Show the best in his future endeavors and fires him. Big Show cries some more. Big Show, Johnny Ace, and #Raw are trending on Twitter.
So this is what they should do. Continue to fire long tenured faces. Jerry Lawler takes up for Big Show on commentary and says that he shouldn’t have been treated that way. Jerry Lawler should be fired next. And I’m not talking about legit firings. I’m talking kayfabe. Then you can have your group of fired faces coming together to try to get Laurinaitis out of power. The firings make his power trip more legit. They make him look more credible as an authority figure. As stupid as that whole crying thing was, it did actually give Big Show a different kind of angle. He is now relevant again. This entire angle can turn into some big Summerslam match. Much like the big match at Wrestlemania. It’s a way to fit multiple talents onto the big PPV’s. Hornswoggle tweets later on in the night that what Laurinaitis did was pathetic. Add him to the firing list. Brodus Clay comes out. Jerry Lawler says the crowd isn’t reacting to Clay because they are stunned by what happened to Big Show. No King, the crowd isn’t stunned because of The Big Show, they are dead because of that last segment.
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